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About BaeddanCorcoranqU
What did the wife spider say to her
husband
when he tried to explain why he was late ?
Your spinning me a yarn
here !
Premature Ejaculation Treatment
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and
belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster
bodybuilder
My dog is great at math.
Really ?
Ask him
how much is two minus two.
But two minus two is nothing!
That's what he'll answer, nothing!
Pregnancy
Q: What is the definition
of the perfect
woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a
pub.
Grooming
How many triage nurses does it take
to
change a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to spend four
hours in the waiting
room.
beach wedding
Student: "Would it be possible to
install
Arabic language support on those computers?"
Computer Teacher: "In
order to use Arabic language in Windows, you
must install an Arabic
graphic card. So I don't think we could do
that."
Mortgage
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my
salad?
Not him again, he's in here every night !
Gardens
My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other
day. I
said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and
do
it!"
extreme sports search
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower
and a soprano sax?
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's
neighbors don't mind if
you don't return the sax when you borrow
it.
pet food stores
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Army Ant
!
Army Ant who ?
Army Ants coming for tea then ? StruthersEcgbeorhtAr
Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage
In November?
She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early. HrocWeddellyf
What did the
hail storm say to the
roof?
-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary
sprinkles DaxCarlocr
Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were
resting their
horses out on the range.
"What'd Emmaline give
yew for yore birthday?" asked Swint.
"Pair of cufflinks," said
Fess. "But I ain't got no use for them. I
can't even find anyplace
to get my wrists pierced." AldsBeorhtZg
How does an elephant go up a tree?
It
stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow. RossiterAdkensd
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Che
!
Che who ?
Che what your made of ! NorwoodTyrellelT
One day a man met three beggars. To the first he
gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What
time
was it?
A quarter to three. WinfridInglebertsw
Where does a burger go on vacation?
The
Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley! DarryllInakiYc
When you call a dog, they usually come to
you.
When you call a cat; they take a message. UrquhartBeauvaisVU
Q. How did a blind woman drive herself
crazy?
A. Trying to read a stucco wall. JarlathBocleahOA
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